most bands: don't illegally download our music you pricks
of mice & men: as soon as you get home, i want you to illegally download every song we've ever written
josh franchesci: I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU IMBECILES ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD MY MUSIC FUCK THE LABEL THEY CAN SUCK MY PENIS
Simple Plan: Bought that shit? Stole that shit? We don't care, you have it and that's what matters.
Alex Gaskarth: -leaks own album-
mom: *calls my name*
mom: *yells my name*
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
mom: what are you doing on the computer
*14738473423 tabs open*
When you see yourself in the mirror
letswishuponastar: Sometimes you’re like: Other times you’re like:
how do i get hot step 1: preheat oven to 400 degrees step 2: get inside oven
my suicide note
twistedfuckk: knock knock who’s there not me because i killed myself
cosmo tip #286
expertcosmotips: take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
Adele: Rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore. Rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour as it...
Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG.
Maroon 5: I've got them moves like Jagger I've got them...
Me: JUMPIN JACK FLASH ITS A GAS GAS GAS
Bon Jovi: It's my life!
Me: THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY.
The Police: Don't stand so close to me.
Me: YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Hall and Oates: You make my dreams come true.
Me: I CAN'T GO FOR THAT.
Rihanna: With you I'll always share...
Me: CAUSE I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN. WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
Friend: Oh my God, you are singing them all wrong.
Me: No you are.